Satire Idea

I've been stuck in a "satire writing box" for the past couple of days. One side of me wants to be political but everyone makes fun of Trump and Clinton. The other side of me wants to just be very funny but that gives me no motivation. Thinking of politics made me think when Kanye West proclaimed that he was going to run for president in 2020. I might be one of the few people who dislike the Kardashians or anything to do with them. Anything to do with them meaning Kanye West too. He was high when delivering this "presidential speech" and I just can't stand for this joke he set upon us, the people. Another idea is to focus on the actual Kardashians and on how they got "famous" yet act as if they come from riches. Any help?

Response to "Conscience of a Hacker"

I think I want to change my career dream of being a business CEO to becoming a hacker...hmn...  Anyways I completely love this essay. It makes you think outside the box. It completely makes you see the brighter side of teenagers. We are not all alike, we all have different ideas on mind on life and how we do things. Although the older generation believe we are all alike. We are all criminals, we are all lazy, we all cheat, etc. This essay is more of an ice breaker. It is to break people out of their "perfect shells" and to seek new opportunities. Becoming a hacker is a new experience. "You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike."

That moment my computer works... Hope ya'll love me making a fool of myself pronouncing this tongue twisting tale that teeters on the side of insanity. Adios! (Tried to have some alliteration.) (:

A Modest Proposal

Now I've heard about cannibalism but to eat your OWN children! No! I understand the author describing how these little monsters (children) are good for nothing and just wear their mother down but this is outrageous. The more I read from A Modest Proposal the more disturbed I felt. 

 "A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends....and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day" 

I don't know how I feel about this. Personally I think that this goes by so many morals and responsibilities of being a parent. However some of these people aren't parents yet they do know how to feel as a child. To even think of eating children sounds terrible and barf worthy. 

"I rather recommend buying the children alive, and dressing them hot from the knife, as we do roasting pigs."

Roasting pigs and roasting children is completely different! This is some weird type of fetish that needs counseling. Maybe back in the 1700s when food was a big deal would this may have been considered but not actually acted upon. 

Sorry guys but I can't deal with this child pedo fetish, sorry Mr. Author (Mr. Jonathon Swift). No hard feelings, eh?

"The Right to your Opinion" is by far very educational. I suppose I always thought that I had the right to my own opinion, meaning no one could change my mind since it is my opinion yet I can now say I'm wrong. "The right to your opinion " by Jamie Whyte actually means that you don't have the right to your opinion. Well, you do have the right but it doesn't always mean it's right. The main message of the reading was that you do have the right to your opinion but we, the people, also have the right to deny and "edit" your opinion.

So Monday August 23rd was a normal school day at first.
1. Wake up early and get ready.
2. Walk to the math building and sit in my math class.
3. After math class get breakfast and head to Dr. Preston's English class.

What I didn't expect when I got breakfast was a spoiled, rancid orange juice. What the heck school? I thought you guys made breakfast the most important part of school. I DIDN'T think that chugging down a sour rotten orange juice  would be my most "important" part of the day.

I guess it could be a fluke. Hey mistakes happen guys. BUT on this day Tuesday August 23, 2016 I write to you all out there at 8:49 am that I once again got rotten juice. Dear school cafeteria , I am done with you. Au revoir. 

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