Great Gatsby Chapter 2 Notes

• Nick meets the mistress
• Mistress= Mrs. Myrtle Wilson
• SHE'S MARRIED AND CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND WITH TOM! TOM IS MARRIED AND CHEATING ON HIS WIFE WITH MYRTLE
• She's not even cute.
• Tom knows her husband, George.
• Tom and Myrtle meet up in New York when she "visits" her sister.
• Tom buys Myrtle a dog for THEIR apartment
• "Wilson? He thinks she goes to see her sister in New York. He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive."-Tom

Oh yeah totally, Tom. George must be dumb for trusting his wife! HE MUST BE A COMPLETE IDIOT FOR LETTING HIS WIFE, THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, VISIT HER SISTER!! WHEN IN REALITY SHE VISITS HER "SUGAR DADDY" AND LIES TO HIS INNOCENT FACE. Wow let's throw him in prison.

On another note, Myrtle what the hell?! If you don't love him, divorce him you harlot! Just because he "lied" to you on how much money he has means nothing! Actually it means that you're a gold digging hoe. You only "loved" him in the very beginning because you thought he was wealthy!

• Nick meets Catherine, Myrtle's sister
• Myrtle and Tom talk trash about their husband/wife

(Spoiler Alert below! Don't open unless you want to.)

• Catherine tells Nick that Tom can't divorce Daisy because she's Catholic and Catholics don't believe in divorce
•  DAISY ISN'T CATHOLIC

TOM IS A GOOD FOR NOTHING! JUST DIVORCE DAISY AND GIVE HER HALF OF YOUR WEALTH YOU DOUCHE!!

• Myrtle is extremely jealous of Daisy.

I totally understand how you feel Myrtle. I mean why can't he spend more time with you, the affair. Why does he spend so much time with Daisy? I know she is his wife but that doesn't mean he has to spend so much time with her. Damn him!

• Tom hits Myrtle and her nose starts bleeding

If I were you Myrtle (metaphorically! I do NOT want to be you) I'd leave that good for nothing, lady beater! Daisy take notes and DIVORCE HIS ASS.